Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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