Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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