im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Randomize
