Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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