When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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