What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
True but thats because hes a fetus.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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