so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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