NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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