I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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