Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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