Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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