So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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