Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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