Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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