no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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