The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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