Sponge bath it is.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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