it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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