sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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