I wish I could punch you in the face.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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