i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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