weddingsv make me drug and hornr
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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