She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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