i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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