I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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