Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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