what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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