you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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