420 ftw
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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