I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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