i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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