We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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