I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
And then he peed in my hair
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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