Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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