porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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