Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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