he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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