O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
