I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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