i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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