we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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