I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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