Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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