Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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