Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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