but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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