you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
