She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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