Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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