Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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