i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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