just come out here and I will go home with you...
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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