Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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