But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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